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Dear Gov Pence : A Letter of Northern Aggression

Dear Gov Pence, The IL boys are not thrilled about your little private bill signing party on Thursday.  We always knew that we had a boiling red state below us, but this little law has really gotten our hot pants in a bind. The thing is summer is coming up and we rely on  3 […]

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Hold On, Anus Needs A Break, According to Anus

TUSCALOOSA, ALABAMA– After three exhausting hours of hard pounding by a massive cock interrupted by angry, unceremonious fingering with barely any lube, a trembling, engorged anus belonging to Tea Party member Earl Dunger needed a break, accordingly to sources close to the anus. “Hold on, I just need to catch my breath,” the anus reportedly […]

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Top 10 Selfie Trends That Annoy Me Because I Probably Need A Hobby

I apologize in advance to my some of my friends who show up in these pictures. You don’t annoy me. Selfie trends annoy me. The word selfie annoys me. I should seriously take a pottery class or something. I have way too much time on my hands. Anyways:   10. Fake Emotion Selfie I realize […]

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Pence signs ‘Religious Freedom’ bill with disappearing Ink

INDIANAPOLIS, IN (WAVE) – Gov. Mike Pence signed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act in a private ceremony on Thursday, despite strong opposition from those concerned the bill could allow discrimination against gay people. In signing the bill, Indiana becomes the first state to enact such a measure this year among about a dozen in which […]

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Five Fun Optical Illusions

Merriam-Webster defines an optical illusion as something that looks different from what it is – something you see but that is not really there. Recently the world was a’buzz with the different perceptions regarding the color of a dress.  Here are 5 more Optical Illusions you can disagree about when you share them with your […]

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Kelly Preston Crying In Breakfast Nook Alone Again

HOLLYWOOD, CA–Kelly Preston, the longtime wife of heterosexual actor John Travolta, cried alone in her breakfast nook again on Wednesday morning, sources say. This marked the sixth time this week Preston reportedly was seen sobbing in her quaint, sunny kitchen offshoot. “Ms. Preston loves to cry alone in her breakfast nook,” says Preston’s housekeeper Lupe […]

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RuPaul DragRace Workstation Fired after Coming Out as Transphobic

LOS ANGELES –  In a recent interview with Advocate Magazine, Workstation #4 admitted to Sunnivie Brydum that she is “done with all these trannies!” The veteran (3 seasons) table (pictured above) spoke to The Advocate about all of Season 7’s trials and tribulations and then went into a 20 minute long rant about how abusive […]

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Rep. Aaron Schock Gets “Muriel Donnelly” on What Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Character Are You? Quiz

WASHINGTON D.C.–Everyone’s favorite heterosexual Republican member of Congress and sassy white belt wearer, Illinois’ own Aaron Schock, was surprised on Tuesday to get “Muriel Donnelly” on the What Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Character Are You? quiz that he took on queerty.com. “I really thought I was more of an Evelyn Greenslade,” said Schock, referring to […]

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A Special Mother’s Day Message from GayCo

The women of GayCo have a special Mother’s Day message.

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