Posted by admin on May 8, 2013 · Leave a Comment
By Fake Journalist, The GayCo Fake News Gazette COLUMBUS, S.C. – With 99 percent of precincts reporting, South Carolina looks to be the first state to mandate the teaching of Argentinean Mistressing in all K-12 public schools. The state-wide proposition, nicknamed the Three to Tango Initiative, was supported by a whopping 84 percent of [...]
Posted by kbeeman on May 8, 2013 · Leave a Comment
We see them at the bar, the softball fields, the festivals. That group of cool lesbians on the prowl. Like any pack animal there is a natural pecking order. The suave alpha leader, the young pups, the loser at the bottom. Which one are you? Take this quiz to find out. And [...]
Posted by admin on May 2, 2013 · Leave a Comment
By Gwyneth Paltrow* (reposted from her lifestyle site GOOP.com) It’s one of those days: You’re sunning peacefully on your yacht in Monte Carlo and sipping an organic carrot juice spritzer as part of a seven-day juice fast to get ready for Paris Fashion Week when suddenly the phone rings and you’re cast in [...]
Posted by admin on April 29, 2013 · Leave a Comment
FT. LAUDERDALE–Inspired by the recent coming out of NBA center Jason Collins, the first for a still-active male professional athlete, Ft. Lauderdale drag queen Anna Histamine has come out as the first openly boring drag queen in American history. “I’ve been living a lie and wanted to be true to myself,” said “And, despite [...]
Posted by admin on November 6, 2012 · Leave a Comment
RALEIGH, N.C. – After months of urging his friends and family to exercise their right to vote and support democracy, posting political articles to his Facebook and following poll numbers while at work, Tom Hilderbrook, 36, proudly cast his vote for president of the United States, a few Congressional races he had mild familiarity, [...]
Posted by admin on August 23, 2012 · 1 Comment
TAMPA, FL – As the Republican leaders gear up for for the big Republican National Convention, meterologists are worried that Tropical Storm Isaac — on track to become a hurricane — will collide with the enormously dangerous shitstorm set to brew over Tampa on Tuesday. “This is an unprecedented weather event,” said Dawn Patterson, director of [...]
Posted by admin on August 17, 2012 · 2 Comments
The Annoyance Theater turns 25 years old this year and they are celebrating this weekend with one hell of a well-deserved party. GayCo is proud to have frequently appeared on the Annoyance stage; we have always been welcomed with open arms into their twisted world. With a long standing commitment to producing shows with strong [...]
Posted by admin on August 2, 2012 · Leave a Comment
DAYTONA BEACH, FL - Across the nation, thousands of Americans lined up at their local Chick-Fil-A restaurants to register for Type II Diabetes in what is being hailed as one of the disease’s most successful recruitment events ever. “We’re overjoyed with the response,” said Eileen Farmsworth, a sales rep for Novo Nordsik, the world’s leading producer of insulin. [...]
Posted by admin on August 1, 2012 · 1 Comment
LONDON – While the media is abuzz about the U.S. Women’s dominating and inspiring gold medal victory in women’s gymnastic at the XXX Olympiad, pundits are already looking ahead to 2016 and putting their money on 14-year-old Corpus Cristi, Texas, native MyKylyylye Brewer. “MyKylyylye has everything,” says U.S. assistant gymnastic coordinator Rhonda Sherman. “She’s [...]
Posted by admin on July 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment
COLLEGE PARK, GEORGIA - Even though they’ve been dating for more than 7 years, Abigail Johnston and fast food chain Chick-Fil-A are in no hurry to take things to the next level. “Chick-Fil-A just wants the first time to be really special,” said Johnston as she looked vacantly into the distance. “He just gets tired after we gorge on [...]