Report: Men on All-Male Fox News Panel All Super Great at Sex

    NEW YORK – Every single member of a recent all-male panel on Fox News’s Lou Dobbs Tonight that thoughtfully discussed the controversy of female breadwinners was confirmed to be the best at sex, sources says. The panel of indisputable sex champions consisted of host Dobbs, analyst Juan Williams, Red State contributor Erik Erickson […]

Marcus Bachmann, Minnesota Bathhouse Patron, Won’t Seek Re-Erection

    ST. PAUL – Eight-year member of Congress Avenue bathhouse Man Spa Marcus Bachmann won’t seek re-erection after a recent visit left him embroiled in a finance scandal. Bachmann, a six-time mayor of Man Spa of Foursquare and a leading figure in the spa’s recent teabagging movement, has decided to spend more time with […]

South Carolina Votes to Teach Argentinean Mistressing in Schools

  By Fake Journalist, The GayCo Fake News Gazette COLUMBUS, S.C. – With 99 percent of precincts reporting, South Carolina looks to be the first state to mandate the teaching of Argentinean Mistressing in all K-12 public schools. The state-wide proposition, nicknamed the Three to Tango Initiative, was supported by a whopping 84 percent of […]

Which She-Wolf Are You?

  We see them at the bar, the softball fields, the festivals.  That group of cool lesbians on the prowl.  Like any pack animal there is a natural pecking order.  The suave alpha leader, the young pups, the loser at the bottom.   Which one are you?  Take this quiz to find out.    And […]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s 5 Easy Tips For Healthy Co-Starring in a Summer Superhero Franchise

  By Gwyneth Paltrow* (reposted from her lifestyle site GOOP.com)   It’s one of those days: You’re sunning peacefully on your yacht in Monte Carlo and sipping an organic carrot juice spritzer as part of a seven-day juice fast to get ready for Paris Fashion Week when suddenly the phone rings and you’re cast in […]

Drag Queen Comes Out as Boring

  FT. LAUDERDALE–Inspired by the recent coming out of NBA center Jason Collins, the first for a still-active male professional athlete, Ft. Lauderdale drag queen Anna Histamine has come out as the first openly boring drag queen in American history. “I’ve been living a lie and wanted to be true to myself,” said “And, despite […]

Man Proudly Casts Vote For 14 Judges He’s Never Heard Of

  RALEIGH, N.C. – After months of urging his friends and family to exercise their right to vote and support democracy, posting political articles to his Facebook and following poll numbers while at work, Tom Hilderbrook, 36, proudly cast his vote for president of the United States, a few Congressional races he had mild familiarity, […]

Hurricane to Collide With Shitstorm

  TAMPA, FL – As the Republican leaders gear up for for the big Republican National Convention, meterologists are worried that Tropical Storm Isaac — on track to become a hurricane — will collide with the enormously dangerous shitstorm set to brew over Tampa on Tuesday. “This is an unprecedented weather event,” said Dawn Patterson, director of […]

Happy 25th Birthday to the GAYEST theatre we know!

The Annoyance Theater turns 25 years old this year and they are celebrating this weekend with one hell of a well-deserved party. GayCo is proud to have frequently appeared on the Annoyance stage; we  have always been welcomed with open arms into their twisted world.  With a long standing commitment to producing shows with strong […]

Thousands Line Up To Register For Type II Diabetes

DAYTONA BEACH, FL – Across the nation, thousands of Americans lined up at their local Chick-Fil-A restaurants to register for Type II Diabetes in what is being hailed as one of the disease’s most successful recruitment events ever. “We’re overjoyed with the response,” said Eileen Farmsworth, a sales rep for Novo Nordsik, the world’s leading producer of insulin. […]

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