Russians Banned From Discussing How Gay Fabergé Eggs Are

    MOSCOW – In another sweeping anti-gay move by the Russian government, all discussion of the blatant gayness of the country’s famed Fabergé Eggs has been banned, with a penalty of up to five years in prison. The country’s lower house of parliament voted 436-0 for the Our Eggs Are Not Gay Bill, which […]

BREAKING NEWS: Pope excommunicated after being OK with Gay

ROME – After Pope Francis said Monday that he will not “judge” gays and lesbians – including gay priests, Members of the Vatican Council met the Papal Plane on a Leonardo da Vinci–Fiumicino Airport runway to swiftly throw Francis off their plane.  The Pope was flying back to Rome from Brazil, where he spent the […]

Paula Deen’s Recipe For Whites-Only Cheddar Grits Seems Racist in Retrospect

  (This is a fake news story brought to you by your friendly neighborhood GayCo) THE SOUTH – As TV chef and diabetic spokeswoman Paula Deen finds herself beleaguered by racist statements from her past, some of her favorite recipes are receiving new scrutiny as being blatantly bigoted. “When you think of Paula, you used […]

Report: Men on All-Male Fox News Panel All Super Great at Sex

    NEW YORK – Every single member of a recent all-male panel on Fox News’s Lou Dobbs Tonight that thoughtfully discussed the controversy of female breadwinners was confirmed to be the best at sex, sources says. The panel of indisputable sex champions consisted of host Dobbs, analyst Juan Williams, Red State contributor Erik Erickson […]

Marcus Bachmann, Minnesota Bathhouse Patron, Won’t Seek Re-Erection

    ST. PAUL – Eight-year member of Congress Avenue bathhouse Man Spa Marcus Bachmann won’t seek re-erection after a recent visit left him embroiled in a finance scandal. Bachmann, a six-time mayor of Man Spa of Foursquare and a leading figure in the spa’s recent teabagging movement, has decided to spend more time with […]

South Carolina Votes to Teach Argentinean Mistressing in Schools

  By Fake Journalist, The GayCo Fake News Gazette COLUMBUS, S.C. – With 99 percent of precincts reporting, South Carolina looks to be the first state to mandate the teaching of Argentinean Mistressing in all K-12 public schools. The state-wide proposition, nicknamed the Three to Tango Initiative, was supported by a whopping 84 percent of […]

Which She-Wolf Are You?

  We see them at the bar, the softball fields, the festivals.  That group of cool lesbians on the prowl.  Like any pack animal there is a natural pecking order.  The suave alpha leader, the young pups, the loser at the bottom.   Which one are you?  Take this quiz to find out.    And […]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s 5 Easy Tips For Healthy Co-Starring in a Summer Superhero Franchise

  By Gwyneth Paltrow* (reposted from her lifestyle site GOOP.com)   It’s one of those days: You’re sunning peacefully on your yacht in Monte Carlo and sipping an organic carrot juice spritzer as part of a seven-day juice fast to get ready for Paris Fashion Week when suddenly the phone rings and you’re cast in […]

Drag Queen Comes Out as Boring

  FT. LAUDERDALE–Inspired by the recent coming out of NBA center Jason Collins, the first for a still-active male professional athlete, Ft. Lauderdale drag queen Anna Histamine has come out as the first openly boring drag queen in American history. “I’ve been living a lie and wanted to be true to myself,” said “And, despite […]

Man Proudly Casts Vote For 14 Judges He’s Never Heard Of

  RALEIGH, N.C. – After months of urging his friends and family to exercise their right to vote and support democracy, posting political articles to his Facebook and following poll numbers while at work, Tom Hilderbrook, 36, proudly cast his vote for president of the United States, a few Congressional races he had mild familiarity, […]

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