Black Eyed Peas Releases New Single “Welcome To This Corporate Event”

HOLLYWOOD CA – Best-selling musical act the Black Eyed Peas surprised fans by releasing a new single today called “Welcome To This Corporate Event.” Early reaction has been positive, though how it fares among the conventions and events of the third fiscal quarter has yet to be seen. Bucking music industry trends by being released directly to the internal […]

Queen Latifah Proud to be Outside

  After making headlines recently for allegedly stepping out of the closet and then swiftly reversing course, Queen Latifah has issued a definitive statement stating that she is proud to finally be outside. “I don’t know what I was waiting for,” the Oscar-nominated actress told reporters. “It’s who I am and who I’ve always been. That is, someone […]

Republicans Give Newest Obama Campaign Ad Three-and-a-Half Hitlers

  A special screening for the Republican Congressional Caucus of President Obama’s latest campaign ad “Together” resulted in a standing condemnation from the GOP lawmakers and a rating of three-and-a-half Hitlers from House Speaker John Boehner. Boehner, moved to tears by the ad’s assertion that we’re all in this together, said he hasn’t seen pure evil […]

Sean Young Kicked Out of Bilderberg Meeting

After an otherwise uneventful evening of panel discussions, presentations and absolutely no diabolical scheming to secure the last of the world’s dwindling resources, the annual summit of the top-secret collective of world leaders, the Bilderberg Group, was interrupted by an outburst from Hollywood actress Sean Young. According to eye witnesses at the Chantilly, Virginia, hotel, the inebriated star […]

Romney Against Gay ‘Mirrage’ in ‘Amercia’

Days after unveiling his campaign slogan “A Better Amercia,” presidential candidate and spelling champion Mitt Romney has come out against “Gay Mirrage.”  Citing multiple studies from the Fmily Firstt Foundashun, Romney spokesman Richard Allways released a statement to reporters that said “Romney is adamant that mirrage is an institution between one man and one woman. That’s what Amercia […]

Santorum Sweeps the Dirty South!

    GayCo’s 2012 Election Coverage                                                                   Birmingham, AL – In last night’s primaries, Santorum swept both the states of Alabama and Mississippi.   Right […]

Michele Bachmann’s Famous Christmas Gingersnap Recipe

Michele Bachmann’s Famous Christmas Gingersnap Recipe What You’ll Need: • 2 cups sugar • 1/2 cup molasses • 2 eggs (egg whites preferred) • 4 crucifixes • 1/2 teaspoon salt • 1 teaspoon ground ginger • 2 quarts of morphine • Absolutely no gay people In a large mixing bowl, cream together the shortening and […]


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