Spike in Gold Lamé Fabric Internet Sales in IL

CHICAGO- As the Illinois General Assembly starts the floor debate on same sex marriage, Amazon.com and other major online retailers are reporting an upswing in gold lamé fabric sales.  Since the announcement a little under an hour ago that a same sex marriage vote would happen today, online lamé fabric sales have increased 233% in the state […]

SPOILER: Breaking Bad to End With Esther Williams-Style Musical Number

    HOLLYWOOD – As anticipation for the series finale of the AMC series Breaking Bad hits a fever pitch, insiders have revealed the story of chemistry-teacher-turned-meth-kingpin Walter White will end with an all-out Esther Williams-style aquatic musical number. “For us, we wanted to end with a bang, and with something unexpected,” said series creator […]

Clarissa Explains Hashtags

By Clarissa Darling Let’s face it, getting old is tough and it’s hard to keep up with the times.  My mom and stepfather think they are tech savvy just because they figured out how to text me. Last night at dinner, mom asked me what a hashtag was. I put my head in my hands […]

ARE YOU MAD AT ME? An Open Letter To Straight People

  By Robin Trevino – GayCo Ensemble Member   A famous straight white guy once said, “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” That straight white guy’s name was Benjamin Franklin; yes, THAT Benjamin Franklin. One thing I thought I could always be certain of is that even […]

Russians Banned From Discussing How Gay Fabergé Eggs Are

    MOSCOW – In another sweeping anti-gay move by the Russian government, all discussion of the blatant gayness of the country’s famed Fabergé Eggs has been banned, with a penalty of up to five years in prison. The country’s lower house of parliament voted 436-0 for the Our Eggs Are Not Gay Bill, which […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Pope excommunicated after being OK with Gay

ROME – After Pope Francis said Monday that he will not “judge” gays and lesbians – including gay priests, Members of the Vatican Council met the Papal Plane on a Leonardo da Vinci–Fiumicino Airport runway to swiftly throw Francis off their plane.  The Pope was flying back to Rome from Brazil, where he spent the […]

Paula Deen’s Recipe For Whites-Only Cheddar Grits Seems Racist in Retrospect

  (This is a fake news story brought to you by your friendly neighborhood GayCo) THE SOUTH – As TV chef and diabetic spokeswoman Paula Deen finds herself beleaguered by racist statements from her past, some of her favorite recipes are receiving new scrutiny as being blatantly bigoted. “When you think of Paula, you used […]

GayCo announces the title of the Fall Review

GayCo gave their fans the opportunity to name the BRAND NEW Fall Sketch review and the winner is… CHICAGO – GayCo asked their fans via social media what they should name their new fall show and the fans have spoken. The cast of the new show narrowed the titles to four choices: [1] NSA Hook-Up [2] Everybody’s […]

Report: Men on All-Male Fox News Panel All Super Great at Sex

    NEW YORK – Every single member of a recent all-male panel on Fox News’s Lou Dobbs Tonight that thoughtfully discussed the controversy of female breadwinners was confirmed to be the best at sex, sources says. The panel of indisputable sex champions consisted of host Dobbs, analyst Juan Williams, Red State contributor Erik Erickson […]

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