Russians Banned From Discussing How Gay Fabergé Eggs Are

    MOSCOW – In another sweeping anti-gay move by the Russian government, all discussion of the blatant gayness of the country’s famed Fabergé Eggs has been banned, with a penalty of up to five years in prison. The country’s lower house of parliament voted 436-0 for the Our Eggs Are Not Gay Bill, which […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Pope excommunicated after being OK with Gay

ROME – After Pope Francis said Monday that he will not “judge” gays and lesbians – including gay priests, Members of the Vatican Council met the Papal Plane on a Leonardo da Vinci–Fiumicino Airport runway to swiftly throw Francis off their plane.  The Pope was flying back to Rome from Brazil, where he spent the […]

Paula Deen’s Recipe For Whites-Only Cheddar Grits Seems Racist in Retrospect

  (This is a fake news story brought to you by your friendly neighborhood GayCo) THE SOUTH – As TV chef and diabetic spokeswoman Paula Deen finds herself beleaguered by racist statements from her past, some of her favorite recipes are receiving new scrutiny as being blatantly bigoted. “When you think of Paula, you used […]

GayCo announces the title of the Fall Review

GayCo gave their fans the opportunity to name the BRAND NEW Fall Sketch review and the winner is… CHICAGO – GayCo asked their fans via social media what they should name their new fall show and the fans have spoken. The cast of the new show narrowed the titles to four choices: [1] NSA Hook-Up [2] Everybody’s […]

Report: Men on All-Male Fox News Panel All Super Great at Sex

    NEW YORK – Every single member of a recent all-male panel on Fox News’s Lou Dobbs Tonight that thoughtfully discussed the controversy of female breadwinners was confirmed to be the best at sex, sources says. The panel of indisputable sex champions consisted of host Dobbs, analyst Juan Williams, Red State contributor Erik Erickson […]

Marcus Bachmann, Minnesota Bathhouse Patron, Won’t Seek Re-Erection

    ST. PAUL – Eight-year member of Congress Avenue bathhouse Man Spa Marcus Bachmann won’t seek re-erection after a recent visit left him embroiled in a finance scandal. Bachmann, a six-time mayor of Man Spa of Foursquare and a leading figure in the spa’s recent teabagging movement, has decided to spend more time with […]

South Carolina Votes to Teach Argentinean Mistressing in Schools

  By Fake Journalist, The GayCo Fake News Gazette COLUMBUS, S.C. – With 99 percent of precincts reporting, South Carolina looks to be the first state to mandate the teaching of Argentinean Mistressing in all K-12 public schools. The state-wide proposition, nicknamed the Three to Tango Initiative, was supported by a whopping 84 percent of […]

Which She-Wolf Are You?

  We see them at the bar, the softball fields, the festivals.  That group of cool lesbians on the prowl.  Like any pack animal there is a natural pecking order.  The suave alpha leader, the young pups, the loser at the bottom.   Which one are you?  Take this quiz to find out.    And […]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s 5 Easy Tips For Healthy Co-Starring in a Summer Superhero Franchise

  By Gwyneth Paltrow* (reposted from her lifestyle site GOOP.com)   It’s one of those days: You’re sunning peacefully on your yacht in Monte Carlo and sipping an organic carrot juice spritzer as part of a seven-day juice fast to get ready for Paris Fashion Week when suddenly the phone rings and you’re cast in […]

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