Marcus Bachmann, Minnesota Bathhouse Patron, Won’t Seek Re-Erection

    ST. PAUL – Eight-year member of Congress Avenue bathhouse Man Spa Marcus Bachmann won’t seek re-erection after a recent visit left him embroiled in a finance scandal. Bachmann, a six-time mayor of Man Spa of Foursquare and a leading figure in the spa’s recent teabagging movement, has decided to spend more time with […]

South Carolina Votes to Teach Argentinean Mistressing in Schools

  By Fake Journalist, The GayCo Fake News Gazette COLUMBUS, S.C. – With 99 percent of precincts reporting, South Carolina looks to be the first state to mandate the teaching of Argentinean Mistressing in all K-12 public schools. The state-wide proposition, nicknamed the Three to Tango Initiative, was supported by a whopping 84 percent of […]

Which She-Wolf Are You?

  We see them at the bar, the softball fields, the festivals.  That group of cool lesbians on the prowl.  Like any pack animal there is a natural pecking order.  The suave alpha leader, the young pups, the loser at the bottom.   Which one are you?  Take this quiz to find out.    And […]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s 5 Easy Tips For Healthy Co-Starring in a Summer Superhero Franchise

  By Gwyneth Paltrow* (reposted from her lifestyle site GOOP.com)   It’s one of those days: You’re sunning peacefully on your yacht in Monte Carlo and sipping an organic carrot juice spritzer as part of a seven-day juice fast to get ready for Paris Fashion Week when suddenly the phone rings and you’re cast in […]

Help GayCo Reach $5k Fundraising Goal!

Help GayCo Raise $5,000 by the end of the month!   **END OF THE MONTH PERK OF THE DAY** Sun, March 31st:  The first 5 people who donate $500 get a song written about you or the subject of your choice by GayCo!  Also…  END OF THE MONTH BLOW OUT – Previous day’s perks for […]

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Clay G.

Campaign Update: CLAY VOTES:   ———————————————————————————————————————————— Campaign Update: Come meet the candidates and place as many votes as you can at the Vote Early and OFTEN political PARTY @ the Annoyance Theatre, Sunday, Nov. 4th, 8:15p-9:30p. ————————————————————————————————————————————- CAMPAIGN UPATE:  Judy Fabjance – Not a REAL American   Clay G. is proud to throw his hat into […]

Judy Fabjance

Campaign Update: Come meet the candidates and place as many votes as you can at the Vote Early and OFTEN political PARTY @ the Annoyance Theatre, Sunday, Nov. 4th, 8:15p-9:30p. ————————————————————————————————————————————- Campaign Update:   Damning news about Brett Mannes and the secret he is hiding.  Check it out here:     Judy couldn’t wait to […]

Kathy Betts

  Campaign Update: Alarming Revelations about Kelly Beeman. Check it out here: Kelly Beeman is NOT GayCo’s Best American ad ————————————————————————————————————————————- Campaign Update: Come meet the candidates and place as many votes as you can at the Vote Early and OFTEN political PARTY @ the Annoyance Theatre, Sunday, Nov. 4th, 8:15p-9:30p. ————————————————————————————————————————————- Campaign Update: Disturbing […]

Kelly Beeman

  Campaign Update: Come meet the candidates and place as many votes as you can at the Vote Early and OFTEN political PARTY @ the Annoyance Theatre, Sunday, Nov. 4th, 8:15p-9:30p. ————————————————————————————————————————————- Campaign Update: If you think you should know who you are voting for then please watch this. Stunning revelations about Kathy Betts.

Brett Mannes

Campaign Update: Come meet the candidates and place as many votes as you can at the Vote Early and OFTEN political PARTY @ the Annoyance Theatre, Sunday, Nov. 4th, 8:15p-9:30p. ————————————————————————————————————————————- Brett Mannes’s story is that of not just a Great American, but of the Best American. His entire life has been synonymous with one […]

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