Ex-Girlfriends Agree: Adam Carolla's Penis is 'Very Funny'

June 20, 2012 – Male comic Adam Carolla, who recently got in hot water for claiming women aren’t funny, is in the news again as five separate ex-girlfriends have separately agreed that while women may not be funny, Adam Carolla’s penis certainly is.

“It’s just a goofy shape,” said Ellen Holmesworth of Cleveland, Ohio. “It was so, so funny. I couldn’t help but burst into laughter every time I saw it.”

Ex-girlfriend Tina Parker descibes Adam Carolla’s penis as “irreverent” and “delightfully twisted,” adding that his penis tended to be “very dry and very filthy. You should have seen how it handled hecklers.”

A woman who didn’t want to be named, who went on several dates with Carolla in 2001, compared his penis to comedy great George Carlin: “I mean, it looked exactly like George Carlin. A little beard, the bald head, the smell of pot and general irritation with humanity. I’m crying laughing just thinking about it.”

A one-night stand, Leslie Goodwin, says Adam Carolla’s penis was “absurd in a Benny Hill kind of way.” 

Goodwin adds that she only hooked up with Carolla because she wanted to know what it was like to have sex with 1998.

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