Campaign Update: CLAY VOTES:
Campaign Update: Come meet the candidates and place as many votes as you can at the Vote Early and OFTEN political PARTY @ the Annoyance Theatre, Sunday, Nov. 4th, 8:15p-9:30p.
CAMPAIGN UPATE: Judy Fabjance – Not a REAL American
Clay Goodpasture is proud to throw his hat into the ring for GayCo’s Best American. Clay is originally from the South where he was raised on wholesome Christian principals and brought up saying ‘Yes Ma’am’ ‘No Sir.’ He was raised in the sweet tea coated foot hills of the Smoky Mountains where he learned that hard work is the only way to change the course of America. Clay went to a small liberal arts college in Berea, KY where he got a worthless degree in Theatre, but don’t let it be said that Clay doesn’t believe that education is important -Higher education is where Clay learned to drink and cry himself to sleep every night.
Clay loves America more than Jolly Ranchers. He embraces America and Americans as long as they are not different than him. He believes if all Americans have the same ethnic background and were raised going to church 3 times a week, then America would be a better place. Clay thinks that owning a gun and not murdering babies in the womb are important parts of being an American and plans on bringing those ideals with him into this race to become GayCo’s Best American.
Clay loves living in this great land and if voted Best American he will give out vouchers to all Americans for one complementary Uncle Herschel’s Country Fried Breakfast from Cracker Barrel. God bless Clay and God Bless America
On America: It is lovely place – From the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee. Across the plains of Texas, From sea to shining sea. From Detroit down to Houston, and New York to L.A.
On being an American: Clay has been to 45 of the 50 United States. Who else can say that in this race?!?