Jan Brewer’s Classic “Will she/Won’t she” Routine Getting America All Horny

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Will Jan Brewer drag out her decision on a bill that would time warp the state of Arizona backwards to an era when America segregated its drinking fountains, just to keep her name in the headlines a few more days?  Or won’t she?  She will.

It’s pretty much a no brainer.  It would be unfair for Brewer to deny press and photogs the untamed carnal pleasure taking her picture and calling her for interviews, by “cumming” to a decision too quickly.  “I have to look at what it says and what the law says and take that information and do the right thing,” she said, biting her pinky, while her make-up artist powered her face and checked her teeth for stray food particles.  While cameras and lights sought the perfect angle, Brewer took one last glance at an index card, and manufactured hand gestures while seductively pouting her lips, mouthing the words, “Certainly I am pro-business, and that is what’s turning our economy around, so I appreciate their input, as I appreciate the other side.” Then she rehearsed wagging her finger at the camera, attempting to remind people about the time she was photographed scolding the President of the United States, hoping it would become her “thing”.

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Before cameras even began rolling, it was reported that CNN camera man, Gavin Johanson, and Fox News sound technician, Jorge Garcia both confirmed that they already “totally got wood.”

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