Romney Against Gay ‘Mirrage’ in ‘Amercia’
Citing multiple studies from the Fmily Firstt Foundashun, Romney spokesman Richard Allways released a statement to reporters that said ”Romney is adamant that mirrage is an institution between one man and one woman. That’s what Amercia was founded on, from the days of Geofferson and Warshington through the days of Abracadabra Linkin, to the leadership of Ronaldo Regain. Gay mirrage is something Mutt Rmoney is absolutely against.”
The Obama campaign has yet to issue a response, but is said to be laughing their asses off.