GOP Errorist Cell Uncovered

  WASHINGTON – After landing a deadly attack of misinformation to it’s sworn enemy, the U.S. government, and the Great Satan, Barack Obama, GOP error cells around the Beltway Zone have effectively shut down the American government. The misinformation blast targeted Obamacare, claiming incorrectly that it would destroy humanity as we know it, but due […]

Report: Men on All-Male Fox News Panel All Super Great at Sex

    NEW YORK – Every single member of a recent all-male panel on Fox News’s Lou Dobbs Tonight that thoughtfully discussed the controversy of female breadwinners was confirmed to be the best at sex, sources says. The panel of indisputable sex champions consisted of host Dobbs, analyst Juan Williams, Red State contributor Erik Erickson […]

Marcus Bachmann, Minnesota Bathhouse Patron, Won’t Seek Re-Erection

    ST. PAUL – Eight-year member of Congress Avenue bathhouse Man Spa Marcus Bachmann won’t seek re-erection after a recent visit left him embroiled in a finance scandal. Bachmann, a six-time mayor of Man Spa of Foursquare and a leading figure in the spa’s recent teabagging movement, has decided to spend more time with […]

South Carolina Votes to Teach Argentinean Mistressing in Schools

  By Fake Journalist, The GayCo Fake News Gazette COLUMBUS, S.C. – With 99 percent of precincts reporting, South Carolina looks to be the first state to mandate the teaching of Argentinean Mistressing in all K-12 public schools. The state-wide proposition, nicknamed the Three to Tango Initiative, was supported by a whopping 84 percent of […]

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