Dear Gov Pence, The IL boys are not thrilled about your little private bill signing party on Thursday. We always knew that we had a boiling red state below us, but this little law has really gotten our hot pants in a bind. The thing is summer is coming up and we rely on 3 […]
FLAGSTAFF, AZ – In a startling realization on Tuesday, Arizona became aware that it is the new boob of America. Many Americans thought that Missouri would never be able to be unseated as America’s #1 Boob after Representative Todd Akin said women’s bodies can somehow block an unwanted pregnancy in instances of “legitimate rape,” but […]
